Let me begin by expressing relief that House Speaker, Aminu Tambuwal, finally dropped out of the race for presidency in 2015. Not that he is not eminently qualified; but in the circumstance, he was clearly being set up to fail, and it was also to scuttle the chances of the APC in the 2015 presidential election.

It was the thought that came to my mind late last week, when the report emerged that Bola Tinubu had withdrawn support for General Muhammadu Buhari and had decided to back Tambuwal. Like most Nigerians, especially observers of the political scene, I was not entirely surprised about the development, given the treacherous propensities associated with politics in general, and the Nigerian variety in particular. What alarmed me was the impression that Tambuwal was prepared to willingly allow himself to be led to a slaughter. Thank God that he pulled back from the brink in good time.

But Tambuwal allowed himself to come under the influence of Tinubu and Bukola Saraki for too long. Tinubu has always postured as a "progressive", but he is actually a most reactionary operative whose loyalty is to himself and his personal agenda. There are reports of deals he allegedly entered with President Goodluck Jonathan and the PDP in the lead to the 2011 elections. Creation of APC

So in playing a vital role in the creation of the APC(and in fairness to him, he was a major part of the process leading to the APC's emergence) there was nevertheless the fear that he was not going to stay the course in the long run: General Buhari will be left high and dry; he would shop for a new candidate (and it happened to be Tambuwal) or in the final analysis, he might even go back to cut another deal with Jonathan. It is looking like the Tambuwal option has come unstuck. So the jury is out on what he might do next.

The other character in the equation is Bukola Saraki. He has wormed his way into the inner recesses of Tambuwal's world and as part of his effort, he even got himself appointed as the Chairman of the Turbaning Committee when Tambuwal was given a chieftancy title recently in Sokoto (a job that should ordinarily have been left to Zakari Muhammed).

And to deepen the mystery, Saraki was also at the forefront of promoting the abortive Tambuwal presidential bid. His agenda was clear to the discerning: he realises that Tambuwal has built a head stream of popularity in the country and must somehow be politically damaged by being seen to be attempting to scuttle General Buhari's presidential ambition.

Saraki knew he hadn't a chance in the world to be given a look in for the 2015 elections, so he announced early, that he was pulling out of the race. But it was a tactical move; he was already planning ahead towards the 2019 polls. From his standpoint, Tambuwal is a potential candidate that must be damaged early. Saraki does not have a sense of gratitude or loyalty to anyone but his own personal fortunes.

Let us recall that he was James Ibori's closest partner during the Yar'Adua presidency; the two of them literally decided who got what appointment or the juiciest contracts and multi-million dollar waivers during that dispensation. It was in fact in the Kwara State Lodge Abuja that an attempt was first made to arrest James Ibori. When he saw Ibori's plight, Saraki cut him off, refused to even pick his beloved partner's telephone calls and he has done everything, especially through the media, to ensure that the special relationship he forged with Ibori in the Yar'adua years is forgotten by Nigerians. It is these two individuals that desperately promoted the Tambuwal presidential candidacy and in the process literally let out a cat amongst the political pigeons of the opposition APC. My friend, Nurudeen Abdulrahim, wondered aloud why Tambuwal would allow two dangerous political cobras in his compound. Tambuwal is not an Indian and does not come from a background of snake charmers. But he played too dangerously closely to cobras, risking a bite and their very potent poison! In the long run, it was good that he pulled away from the brink and in the process, found the means to neutralise the political cobras that had taken over his political compound. By withdrawing from the presidential race this week, Tambuwal has done his own political future a world of good! There is a lot more surprises in store as we edge closer to 2015. The Chinese curse is very much upon the political landscape; we have certainly arrived at very interesting times in Nigeria!

Different grades of Chopin in government

We have become terribly cynical about the process of governance in our country; and for good reasons! Our history is littered with the greatest levels of heist ever visited upon any African country, and the conservative estimate is that $300 billion has been stolen from Nigeria over the decades.

The period since 1999 opened up a new vista in the looting of the Nigerian state. As I have pointed out on this page over the past few years, a new phenomenon emerged with the transition to civil rule; it is the phenomenon whereby those who have ruled our states end up becoming richer than the states they ruled.

Three examples are clear today: Borno, Lagos and Kwara states! Nigerians know this fact and we have not sufficiently organised ourselves to stop the rot; it is still too easy to manipulate the ethno-religious faultlines to numb or stop pan-Nigerian action. But we have remained cynically perceptive, as this example, sent to me early this week shows:

* When you chop alone in government and no one chops with you, that is called ADAJE.

* When you chop in government and you allow others to chop their own, that is called AJOJE.

* When you chop in government and you give others from what you have chopulated, that is called AFUNJE.

*When you chop in government and the place you are chopin eventually folds up, that is called AJEPA!

* When you dey chop in government, you no remember your driver, secretary, office assistants, dat is called AFISHE!

* When you dey chop alone in government, no remember anybody, you kon dey get headache today, fever tomoro,hehehehehe. .. I laff oyinbo laff…dat one is called APETA!

* When dem just appoint you for government position, and you just chop small, auditors kon come say bring all papers, dat is called ARANSI!

* When you chop in government and you die while chopin, that is called AJEKU!

* When you want to chop in government and you give others to chop before you begin to chop, that is called EGUNJE!

* When you are chopin your own in government and you call your friends to come and chop their own too, that is called APEJE!

* When you chop and clean mouth like say you no chop anything, that is called JEUN SOKE!

* When you chop chop chop in government and you dey deny say you chop anything, dat is called JEUN KOKU!

* When you chop from this government, that government, this government, that government like say na you dem create Nigeria for, dat one is called AJEPE AYE!

* When you chop in government so tay you scatter ground, three houses for America, two for London, six for Kubwa, seven for VI, as Madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children deygo summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you, dat one is called AJEBANU!

* When you chop well well for government and people know say you chop well well but you dey deny say you chop well well, dat person na ALAJE SE.

What's your view of these categorisations?